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He had tried to sleep and after several weeks he finally did. For good this time.

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"I can save you, but to avoid a paradox I must extract you at the moment of death and replace you with a double"

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Wash those filthy hands you little bitch!

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As the phone rang my I ran to answer it

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“They’re tried to kill me” I thought as I heard the doctor say…

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Killing children is a crime.

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I choked a child in his tent till he died and the fucker bit me.

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She bited my peepnis

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My favorite color is red

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She was as high-maintenance as a patient on the burn ward.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
He had tried to sleep and after several weeks he finally did. For good this time.	0
"I can save you, but to avoid a paradox I must extract you at the moment of death and replace you with a double"	0
Wash those filthy hands you little bitch!	0
As the phone rang my I ran to answer it	0
“They’re tried to kill me” I thought as I heard the doctor say…	0
Killing children is a crime.	0
I choked a child in his tent till he died and the fucker bit me.	0
She bited my peepnis	0
My favorite color is red	0
She was as high-maintenance as a patient on the burn ward.	0